Mel | Hella Bi | Hella High | 23 | she/they

Art blog is Gothlett

duckdotcom:

astrobstrd:

Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we’ll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that’s just the circle of life

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ivyvanhelsing:

finding out your friend has a new name/gender is so hype. Like yess give us the patch notes

dream-gate:

They’re going to run out of movies, let’s trick them into releasing morbius a third time

flock-talk:

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Some choanal papillae for you

beepost-generator:

tiredlylaughing:

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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

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himbofisher:

back on tumblr now that twitter’s gone to shit? here’s some important changes you should know

Keep reading

sweetstench:

I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.

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drawolfknight:

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 🎵 You should have looked for another job 🎵 

I will continue drawing all day, I have a lot of hype😅🤩🐻

spiral-wizard:

hey, listen. if you crochet or knit or braid hair or play instruments or sew or fix cars or draw or type a lot or do literally anything with your hands I AM BEGGING YOU to do these exercises.

i’ve been crocheting for like 12 years and never did anything like this. lately i’ve been having terrible cramping and numbness in my hands. losing my ability to crochet would be devastating for me. i just went through this video one time and my hands feel so much better.

please take care of your hands i’m only 27 and i can’t afford to have my hands stop working. it’s never too late. don’t be like me

vexwerewolf:

kushblazer666:

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I love that this post doesn’t include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

harteus:
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harteus:

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megamindsupremacy:

susiephone:

ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

  1. ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown
  2. alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that
  3. ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along
  4. alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated
  5. ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is
  6. ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop
  7. ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie
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It’s my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳


Oh what the actual FUCK